uhdamn:

this just happened 

uhdamn:

this just happened 

memewhore:

Had to be there, I guess.

memewhore:

Had to be there, I guess.

nebachanezar:

The real plot line of 30 Rock.

sqvad:

aimmyarrowshigh:

I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.”  What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION.  “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.

#massive text post

are you serious this is like 4 poorly written sentences god forbid someone puts a novel in front of you, you’d probably just go catatonic or something

equalistmako:

thetonraq:

basically half the show is old guys thinking they know best and getting told off by Korra

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literalgrantaire:

Hey, they should do a reverse version of Faking It where a couple of lesbians pretend to be straight so they’re accepted!
They could call it “Real Life”.

equalistmako:

thetonraq:

basically half the show is old guys thinking they know best and getting told off by Korra

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singlepatriotsinyourarea:

every 4/20, professor macklemore reflects on that time he smoked a fatass blunt and then got sad

wigglytuffs:

what do you mean you’re “not a dog person”? are you feeling okay? do you need to lie down?

cybergy:

DUDE OMG

cybergy:

DUDE OMG

help me get 15 followers before midnight and i’ll get you into heaven

help me get 15 followers before midnight and i’ll get you into heaven